Awkward and Intimacy: Revealing

Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By SoggyPancakes - 11/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2014 18:46 - United States - Swartz Creek

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML

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By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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By lying fuck! - 22/06/2020 14:02

Today, I walked into my husband's office and accidentally interrupted his business call to tell him dinner was ready. Silly me, I didn’t realize his "business call" included Skyping with his topless ex, with his pants down. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:48

...Why would he call you up 'just to chat' and put you on speakerphone? That's just rude.

MoonTiger 4

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:20

And that's why you don't talk about things like this on phone...

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Consequences 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 13:28

Everyone at work is jealous of him, now. You did him a favour.

robhud1 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:23

exactly

bollywood_rocks 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 13:42

OP, I always say keep your private business private. he may have been multitasking so he put you on speaker to be ab;e to use his hands for other important stuff. Even if you weren't on speakerphone,should you really be wasting his company's time by having phone sex(if he was at work at the time). Sorry but YDI since I think stuff like this should be only talked about in the privacy of the bedroom

smilessss 4

Monday 4 April 2011 5:13

important stuff like jacking off?

Sappheyes 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 13:54

I don't know what kind of phone your husband was using, but I can always tell when I'm on speakerphone. Particularly in a work environment, where there is sure to be someone making sounds in the background. The only way I can see you not noticing that you were on speaker to begin with, is that he waited until you started talking, then put you on when he realized the chance to show off to the other guys. Which is a FYL for having a husband like that, but still YDI for even giving him that call at work. Did you want to make the guy stand at attention in the middle of the office?

spangle 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 13:57

Big win for him!

manisuck 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 14:25

good on ur man!

Blue_Coconuts 7

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:11

22 got it right. Your husband is now "the man" at work. And, to the people going "Guys don't call 'just to chat', he must be gay" etc etc, you don't know the circumstances of where he is. Maybe he's on a business trip.

Rabyd 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:11

#35: She must've been too horny to notice the background.

regalarius 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:31

I call *my* wife just to chat all the time... IMO? FYL, he should have told you you were on speakerphone. Nothing wrong with trying to get him thinking about you at work so he'll be nice and preheated by the time he gets home!

NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:36

You fail on all accounts of everything.

askbobby96 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 15:42

Must be nice to have a job where you can call "just to chat". I'm calling this fake, being I don't think most men would get a kick out of embarrasing their wife in front of anyone, let alone co-workers. But, if it's true, YDI. Don't talk about stuff like that on the phone.