So me and my girlfriend were having sex, and a notification went...

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By "JdogMeier" - 12/08/2017 06:22

So me and my girlfriend were having sex, and a notification went off on my phone, but I ignored it. 15 minutes later I realized it was my brothers girlfriend saying she was coming over to drop off groceries as she walked in on us at climax...F M L

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