the police were at my door at 4:30 in the morning to say that...

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By I just wanted coffee - 11/10/2017 21:28

the police were at my door at 4:30 in the morning to say that I was banging on the wall and disturbing my neighbor. The only thing I did was make a cup of coffee and go back upstairs. Its such fun to be living next to a schizophrenic.

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