Today after the hurricane finally left our area I tried to entertain... - FML

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By Bevie - 31/08/2017 20:34

Today after the hurricane finally left our area I tried to entertain my family with a game of cards however I was told by each consecutive person either that they would rather go through the hurricane all over again or to f-off vs playing cards with me FML.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 3 September 2017 11:32

If it's specifically with you... are you really good at them or really bad at them, maybe? Or maybe you are an unpleasant person to play against because you brag or complain about how you are doing in the game?

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