Today at college, a girl waiting outside the men's restroom asked...

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2017 05:28

Today at college, a girl waiting outside the men's restroom asked me to hand her some paper towels because there were none in the women's restroom, so I obliged. This takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year down to -1. FML.

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