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By Daria_Weiner - 18/07/2011 18:23 - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Congratulations!

By Alex - 15/08/2011 04:16 - New Zealand

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML

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littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:35

need a moment? grab a Twix.

BaconDave 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:45

**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*

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pieintheface 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:43

at least it wasn't in front of his family

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:43

that's got to be the second worst place ever to do that.

howslife123 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:50

that's clever !

Crncj 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:16

the first worst place would be..? wait, in bed during sex

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:51

66 you are correct obviously most people didnt get that one

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:44

awkward....

Chickenfoot117 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:44

Wait. At your anniversary party with your husband-to-be?

stacianichole 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:51

yeah, cause everyone cares about someone's five years of dating anniversary...

quesoboy88 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:45

it is an honest mistake, but if I were you're husband-to-be I would not take it kindly at all. I'd be pissed.

howslife123 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:48

well .. I'm sure you just had a habit from screaming your exs name all the time.. if you know what I mean

TheRealHouse 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:10

Cuz he got lost in crowds alot?

anothersuicide 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:30

what DO you mean..?o.O

SmittyJA24 26

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:49

What ******* kind of "anniversary" party was this?? ... you're not even married to him yet!!

je_suis_fml 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:46

an anniversary of dating... yea, you know? or maybe not...

ChelseaRaeS 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:51

how could you already have an anniversary??

mycookiezz 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:54

That's when I would have called you my current gf's name! (joking people, cheating is wrong) lol

Glitterhinoceros 14

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:56

People have anniversary parties for dating relationships too, not just wedding anniversaries. OP also could have been engaged for a few years.

stacianichole 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:20

those people are ridiculous..the dating party ones...

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Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

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