Today at work as I walked by this beautiful coworker I'm fond... - FML

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By Oh, not me? That's okay... - 15/10/2017 21:46

Today at work as I walked by this beautiful coworker I'm fond of, she said "Hey handsome." My excited brain couldn't believe it and responded with "Hey, gorgeous." Which would've been awesome, had she not been talking to the guy behind me. What followed was the most awkward silence ever. FML

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