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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML

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By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

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By marriageblows - 22/01/2012 02:18 - United States

Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

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By Yasmine - 24/12/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 02:00

Today, on my birthday night, my husband decided to book a trip for himself to go on a solo trip, leaving me with the kids. Instead of hanging out with us and celebrating, he's yelling at our son to leave him alone so he can finish booking the airfare and car rental. Great birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 12:48 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:08

Maybe he could only afford to because his friends were buying. But FYL nonetheless.

jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:09

Awww... Your husband is an ass. =(

Comments

killer092 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:44

went out drinking with his mates. on your birthday. after making you feel bad. ASSHOLE.

jennifernorvell 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 16:22

How did this ass become your husband? Fyl

DeansGirl 3

Tuesday 31 July 2012 5:49

Sounds just like my loser ex-Husband Never had the money to take me out but always seemed to find it when his buddies wanted to go out

Loser10000 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 0:49

burrrrrrrrnnnnnnn

Bebbo_fml 21

Friday 2 August 2013 23:30

I don't think the issue is about him not being able to take you out for your birthday but him ditching you on your birthday.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 4 November 2014 5:02

He's a jerk.

Astrobomb 21

Sunday 31 May 2015 7:31

definitely something mine would do.. and has

the_bassist__ 15

Thursday 17 September 2015 13:19

He should've at least stayed home for your birthday!

eliwitt 9

Tuesday 20 October 2015 20:44

Depending on how bad your relationship is, it might be time for a divorce or at least professional help.

popperpuff88 15

Friday 21 October 2016 9:14

doesn't matter if they paid.. still your birthday. how selfish of him

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