Intimacy: Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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By penguins - 13/11/2010 00:30 - United States

Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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You deserved it 6 192

By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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Now you know

By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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You deserved it 74 261

By secretpornstar - 13/06/2011 19:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

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You deserved it 19 368

By ncjarhead - 24/04/2010 23:38 - United States

Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML

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You deserved it 3 122

By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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You deserved it 7 287

Chazzster 28

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:06

Can you say "fired for sexual harassment"? Drop him, there is nothing good that can cone from this.

im_awsome 2

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:04

sound like he is cheating in yuu.

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ICabooseI 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 9:59

atleast I can stretch my jaw more than 5 cm TO sing.

ICabooseI 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:04

yes for breathing.yours is banged up by manmeat.

chokolatecandie1 6

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:07

what a douche bag ..... its tym for a new bf

Fireman4388 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 18:54

You can take the time to spell "douche" correctly but you can't take the time to put "TIME" instead of "tym" lol. Really? It's only one more letter!!

ICabooseI 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:08

awww, your mind couldn't find a comeback so you had to start a new one?it's okay.it's not entirely your fault you've failed the 3rd grade 12 times.

MrsLender_fml 3

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:09

lol caboose FTW

ICabooseI 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:13

AND your dyslexic?I really feel bad for you bro.

lacrossekid 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:18

it's hard for females to like it When you are a roid rage but hole and have a little nub

ICabooseI 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:19

atleast you know some proper English. let's see if you can learn more!

ICabooseI 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:24

your like a roided up Marshell Mathers!

ICabooseI 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:26

you're*. I know you'll get a small erection when I say it correctly so I'll give you that.

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Today, yet another first date was a total waste of my time as he was yet another creep more interested in the experience of fucking a dwarf than he was in getting to know me as a person. I’m just gonna stay single forever. It’s not like I’ve always dreamed of marriage or anything. FML

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Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML

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Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML

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Today, my coworker was supposed to pick me up to go to a work event as my car is broken. I waited 3 hours and he never showed. After he arrived late to the event due to traffic, he told my boss that he waited for me and I never came out. Guess who's unemployed now. FML

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Today, I went to visit my grandmother for what will most likely be the final time. It has been 6 days since she has been allowed to eat or drink, and the doctors are sedating her. I walked in and gave her a hug. Her response? "I don't know who you are." Thank you late stage dementia for that final memory. FML

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Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play Dungeons & Dragons. One of our players suddenly had trouble with his wife and brought his toddler over. The kid would not stop crying, getting into places he shouldn't be, and loudly shitting his diaper every 15 minutes. I had to eject the player from the game. This is why I don't want kids. FML

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You deserved it 184

Today, I was chewed out by my boss for reporting someone not wearing a mask in our store, because, "no one likes a snitch." I'm the security guard. It's my job to report that to her. FML

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