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By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 22:01

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

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By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 1:20

Oh dear me o_o RIP.

Will09 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

Gotta love the smell of dead people in the mornin!

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bruh_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:27

Wait. Did ur neighbor die or did he kill someone?

Phlecks 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:27

Yeah I can't get that smell out of my house either. Unrelated note: anyone know where I can dump four bodies?

jackeyy 0

Monday 2 August 2010 9:23

your hott and funny ;]

cocobean2216 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 8:13

put them in a car trunk and light it on fire. the police won't be able to ID them. lol

PAPYAIX 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:28

F your life?? I don't think so... He's DEAD!! Sounds to me like he's got it worse than you do!

Playboi0505 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:28

Haha #7. 8=========>~~~

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:29

I Laughed sorry but like u probably for like two weeks WTF IS THAT SMELL!!! idk maybe the rotten corpse next door? XD

SoulDevilDog 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:29

This is RIDONCULOUS!

Grettel 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:30

I dnt get it. You said neighbor but how does he die in your apartment? Oh well I'm sorry and I know how it feels to have someone die. But on the other hand I dnt know what kind of relationship you had with them LOL