Today, I got my first Brazilian wax. Everything was going great... - FML

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By najyeee - 03/10/2017 00:55

Today, I got my first Brazilian wax. Everything was going great right up to when she was ready to place the first strip, she then asked me “Can you pull this back a little?” Took me a while to figure out that she was talking about my stomach. I’m now sad and drowning in my own sorrow. FML

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