By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39

I've read a few Mario Kart fmls lately and I'm convinced that people need to stop blaming GTA for video game influenced violence. It's that sneaky italian plumber that's breaking families apart.

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kstephens2326 15

wow... sounds like your gonna have a rough time with the new stepbrother. Especially if he punched you in the face over a video game... Good luck!

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kstephens2326 15

wow... sounds like your gonna have a rough time with the new stepbrother. Especially if he punched you in the face over a video game... Good luck!

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Not to mention the step mother who thinks her precious little baby could do no wrong...

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SixthSinEnvy 39

I've read a few Mario Kart fmls lately and I'm convinced that people need to stop blaming GTA for video game influenced violence. It's that sneaky italian plumber that's breaking families apart.

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Xelabasat 14

"Niko, it's Roman, let's go racing!"

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blackonblight 32

It's the goddamn turtle shells that do it. Particularly the blue ones, though reds can wreck your day too.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

#23 Don't even get me started. Mario Party gets vicious 'round these parts. Goddamn mother ******* "Chance Time". Someone always has to leave the room.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Getting hit by lightning over a pit always infuriates the **** out of me. Of course, I don't resort to violence when it happens.

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RedLust_fml 7

153 likes and 0 dislikes, you must be right

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Lalala579121 27

35 - Dokapon Kingdom is even worse from what I understand. So I recommend you never play it under any circumstances.

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HollyQuinn 21

I hope your stepfamily aren't always as assholey as this. Dude needs to learn some goddamn self control.

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johnbooger 19

more like respect. but people like that usually look down on the world and it comes back to bite em hard. he will get what he deserves.

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iiSpitMarbles 16

He will get what he deserves when OP cracks him one in the jaw. Why wait for karma when you can BE karma?

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Seeya55 31

Inform your Dad! Tell him too you refuse to play or communicate with your stepbrother as well if you're going to be treated unequally in the family. Polite but firm!

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Jurbla 14

Absolutely! It's huge to the success of his relationship that his partner treats his child fairly and won't always blame the child without at least actually investigating the situation first just because they aren't hers biologically. That's almost a form of abuse, really. I wouldn't tolerate that treatment of my child.

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Bullshitticus 19

Mario the italian plumber works so well destroying families with his love handle

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Yes, because the best way to use violence and hurt someone else is to just smash your face into their hand. It happening the other way around makes no sense, where the hell is your stepmother's logic? One day, her son is going to punch the wrong person and just get slaughtered, or arrested.

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EvilLittleMan 23

WTF ever lady. Your son needs to learn to be a loser with dignity.

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ThrottleJockey 35

My college roommate broke my back after we played Project Gotham Racing.

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murph_fml 21

Can't win at Mario Kart, can't win at life. But at least he's got a future in snitching, that'll go well.

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Bunnyluver 20

LOL, I miss read it at first and thought you beat your brother up at a market. I am so sorry for you Op. Hopefully your dad here's you and and stand up for you. I had a friend whose dad punished her for something like this and she did nothing to deserve it.

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