Today, I had a jug of pure apple cider vinegar out on my bathroom... - FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2017 17:23

Today, I had a jug of pure apple cider vinegar out on my bathroom sink that Ive been using for my severe acne issue, as soon as I was done using it, I smelled an odd scent. Upon asking a visiting friend, it turns out he used it as a pee jug because he thought we had something wrong with our toilet.

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