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By Mrs.Doingstuff - 13/09/2017 10:16

Today, I had gas very badly. I was driving ,when I got a terrible fart pain being alone in the vehicle, I let it go. Little did I know i was being followed by a cop, who was pulling me over . As he approached, I rolled down the window and he asked me "what died in here?!" FML

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