By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
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MrDanimal 0

As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

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rachii 0

Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

So? You are off the hook then! Do you know what may be even better? Leaving his ass.

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ulicksam 0

He was an asshole long before this. He didn't become an asshole instantly. But you're dating him anyway so YDI.

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Firebalone 13

what an ass. you don't need that piece of shit.

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skyeyez9 24

At least you finally realized he is just using you for sex, dump him.

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peachy29 0

If that's the only reason he's with you, you're better off kicking him to the curb!

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bleuroze 4

So when six weeks is up, invite him over, let him think he's getting lucky, and dump him for the new guy you've been hanging fut with while he was busy being a douche.

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NYBellz 0

good u found out now... mind u ur going through hard time n he should be there for u.. hpv is no joke and he might of gave it to you ... Hun be careful n kick his ass to the curb

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BabyLuis 0

you shoud just break up with him

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dansco 24

Then don't have sex with him again...

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