By biomajor99 - 22/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Middletown

Today, I had to explain to my 23-year-old female friend that when I get my hysterectomy, I will still be able to poop. FML
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serslybro 20

Lol! I hope you gave her an anatomy lesson!

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happysmile987 24

Just double check with her that she actually knows what it is but if she does *sigh*

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JazzHandsFML 28

I think op should have said "no I can no longer poop, I like kim jong un do not use the bathroom" just to screw with her

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Miss_Whipped 43

Until OP starts singing Katy Perry's Firework and crying and shaming herself on international television.

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yuggi1 11

Could had OP misinterpret what her friend was saying? Maybe the friend meant that because of the operation it would hurt to poop, but instead worded it wrong. Like, "Oh, you're getting a hysterectomy?! You know what that means! No more pooping for a while." That's also a possibility.

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happysmile987 24

Guys, I was just joking!

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serslybro 20

Lol! I hope you gave her an anatomy lesson!

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Scryll 17

Some people just don't know the proper terms for certain types of operations, possibly she was unaware of what the operation involved?

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Jennandco 25

Common mistake tbf No, my housekeeper had one of those and the recovery wasnt swift or comfortable, so I wish you all the best, recover quickly OP! Hope you're okay soon:)

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irishmaiden78 23

Definitely not a fast recovery. It took me about a years to get over a lot of the pain, but I was out of work for 6 weeks because of complications ( I was severely anemic so I bled way too easily) but I don't regret it for a moment. :) The only thing I didn't like was as my hormones balanced my voice changed. It actually got deeper and I can't sing anymore. I have to retrain my vocal chords to the different pitch since they like to just stop working and nothing comes out. lol

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MovieFreak1978 11

I had a Hysterectomy and recovered really well, pain went away after a couple of months best thing I ever did

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freya1998 23

good of you to add that she was female.. really useful, thanks

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Lexipants 21

Women should knew what hysterectomies are. If her friend had been a dude, the confusion might have been understandable.

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AviKerensky 17

She must have had a shitty education.

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Smellyy 19

But everyone knows girls don't poop...

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Cads1 24

Is that why they always have shitty mood swings?

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snarkytruth 37

That is scary. Unwanted pregnancy rates are high enough when sex Ed was being taught. They will sky rocket without proper knowledge.

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