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By Shutdown - 01/09/2017 02:35

Today, I learned that one of my favorite social media sites will shut down forever in a month and a half. I then made an upset post, sad that this was happening. I swore in it without thinking, and because the social media site is so strict with swearing, I was banned for three months. FML

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FangirlMess6 10

Monday 4 September 2017 8:13

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FangirlMess6 10

Monday 4 September 2017 8:13

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