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By Daryll - 22/01/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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By Cary - 26/12/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Hey

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 00:01 - Canada

Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML

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By Username - 29/11/2010 14:22

Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

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By x - 12/11/2012 02:16 - United States - Lake Placid

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 16:59

Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML

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Jumping the gun

By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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Go compaaaaaaare

By Unloved - 11/07/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, while I was gaming, a girl using voice chat was probably the most polite person I have ever encountered in my life. It was only after I logged off that I realized she spoke to me with more affection and respect than my own mother ever has in my entire life. FML

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Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures

By WTFiswrongwithme - 03/03/2020 00:01

Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML

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coffeeicecream 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:25

was it Justin bieber? wait you said deeper...

TheBigDawg 8

Friday 27 February 2009 5:16

Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P

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Timmytwofinger 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 6:41

get her to hum with your balls in her mouth.

yashack 0

Friday 6 August 2010 2:22

you met Justin beiber!

Maladjusted1 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:58

fail.

Technocidal 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 8:47

Justin beiber is a girl!? I thought she was an anthropomorphic beaver...

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Monday 15 August 2011 16:32

f HER life, surely?

FiFiLovee 26

Sunday 16 June 2013 21:23

OP, I don't think that was a girl sweetheart.. xD It might have just looked like one.

TheBigDawg 8

Friday 27 February 2009 5:16

Was it Dr. Mrs. The Monarch? :P

abcdefgh_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:15

hahahaahahahaha

a1m2a3d4o5 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:21

#3LOOOL , it know a lot of girls with deeper voices than me, but then again im only 12 so...

ZleveL 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 8:41

wow I had a deep voice when I was 10. it was deeper than a group of ****** skater 16 year old white kids. it was hilarious cuz they thought they were tough and they didn't even have Pube-Staches yet. I almost had a chinstrap and a goatee! that's just me though, I'm an earlybloomer. (except for my dick) :(

smokey20 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:38

lol

rxxk 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:14

I think Katy Perry has a deeper voice than me. And I'm a Bass.

masterpops 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

sayyestothedress 24

Monday 29 September 2014 16:11

That has nothing to do with the FML!

Oops_myb 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:44

I think i know that girl...

princess90 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 23:52

you prob still have your 12 year old voice, dont worry in a while it'll get better:P

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 21:48

Have you taken health lessons yet? No? Well let me introduce you to a new concept. Its called "puberty" its a magical thing.

centic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:26

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