Today I narrowing avoided a wreck but managed to spill my boiling... - FML

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By Chris Rundell - 16/10/2017 17:02

Today I narrowing avoided a wreck but managed to spill my boiling hot chocolate in my lap.. it was at that moment I realized I wasn’t wearing pants. In the midst of reacting to the pain I let off the break and hit the car in front of me... it was a cop

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