Love: Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him...

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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Saturday 10 November 2012 6:13

Ouch. The power of suggestion.

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Saturday 10 November 2012 6:13

Looks like its time for marriage counseling. Good luck.

Comments

Longshott 4

Sunday 11 November 2012 22:05

Op, your question wasn't facetious it was manipulative and passive-aggressive. Based on that, I think his answer was an honest one. Good luck with that.