By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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Darklord53 0

So OP likes pain in his mouth?

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mynewaccount 8

Hey now don't feel bad OP. I get aroused everytime I go to the orthodontist too!

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fernclogger 5

Where you wearing shorts or what?

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pdp_fml 21

Is the orthodontist cute or are the dental assistants cute? How old are you anyway?

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FieldTripX1013 0

i have the orthodontist for brace tightening in an hour...Hm. Here's hoping he doesn't pop a boner and rub off my shoulder...

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idl3mind 0

Like wishing your orthodontist was Jennifer Aniston from Horrible Bosses.

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