Today I pulled a shoulder muscle while starting my lawn mower.... - FML

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By clumsyantha - 25/08/2017 09:21

Today I pulled a shoulder muscle while starting my lawn mower. After mowing the lawn, I went to my freezer to grab an ice pack to soothe my shoulder pain. As I reached to grab the ice pack, I knocked a glass water-filled bottle onto my toe and broke my toe. Now using ice pack for toe instead. FML

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