Today, I realised that I CAN remove the detergent drawer from... - FML

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By SoapySucker - 13/07/2017 23:00

Today, I realised that I CAN remove the detergent drawer from the washing machine in my rented house, after months of trying not to damage it by forcing it. To bad this revelation came AFTER I have siphoned off a mug full of old soapy water with only a straw and my own tenacity ...FML

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