Today, I refused to buy an item in a video game because it was...

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By ShadowReiku - 26/08/2017 17:33

Today, I refused to buy an item in a video game because it was slightly more than I wanted to spend, despite having millions of the in-game currency saved up. Meanwhile, I have $30 to my name in real life. FML

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