Today, I requested an Uber to meet up with a guy I met on Grindr.... - FML

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By Pfunk - 10/08/2017 11:55

Today, I requested an Uber to meet up with a guy I met on Grindr. Uber driver gets pulled over and arrested for warrants. One of the police officers gives me a ride to hookups house and insists on walking me to the door to make sure I'm home ok since I said the Uber driver was taking me home. FML

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