Health: Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time,...

By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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Clumsy

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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First time for everything

By Anonymous - 02/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Hoffman

Today, I've been sneezing and coughing and not feeling well, so I decided to go to the grocery store to get some bone broth and some orange juice. Shortly after grabbing the orange juice, I felt like I had to pass gas, except it wasn't gas, it was diarrhea. At 35 years-old I pooped my pants in the grocery store. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 March 2017 4:17

Pics or it's ... on second thought, nah. Feel better!

AirBusDriver 23

Sunday 5 March 2017 5:05

Holy shit, I just choked on my bowl of ramen while reading this! Hope you heal up quickly OP!!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 5 March 2017 4:17

Pics or it's ... on second thought, nah. Feel better!

Eashy 16

Sunday 5 March 2017 5:03

Now you have something to blow your nose with!

AirBusDriver 23

Sunday 5 March 2017 5:05

Holy shit, I just choked on my bowl of ramen while reading this! Hope you heal up quickly OP!!

maemismile 22

Sunday 5 March 2017 5:19

Get some silver cream booboo. Burns can be the worst.

TeaRex__ 23

Sunday 5 March 2017 7:51

Aw! That hurt, if you're looking for a bright side, then if it was those 3-4 min store bought Ramen noodles, eating it would probably have made your throat feel worse because they contain so many spices, so at lease you didn't eat it... tinny tinny bright side. Hope you get well again soon.

littlebitty13 4

Sunday 5 March 2017 9:30

I second this, I love ramen but when I'm sick it's a no go! Only if I'm desperate.

darshini_ii 24

Sunday 5 March 2017 8:27

I'm thinking of all the bra-less days ahead of you. Could be the silver lining you're hunting for.

dramaelf 37

Sunday 5 March 2017 10:17

Try raw honey, or nettle tea if you can find it. Nothing with spices!

xx000o 27

Sunday 5 March 2017 12:51

Maybe wear some clothes while you are eating.

Migole 36

Sunday 5 March 2017 19:18

So you wear water-proof clothes on a daily basis? Because the last time I looked a simple shirt wouldn't do much against a bowl of hot water.

jcash52426 5

Sunday 5 March 2017 13:04

That's what you get for eating Ramon noodle!

Bearsmomma 30

Sunday 5 March 2017 19:02

How the hell did you have it so hot to melt skin off your boob? You had plans to put that in your mouth? Sorry about the situation. Burns hurt so bad. Hope it heals quickly with no scarring.

Migole 36

Sunday 5 March 2017 19:23

I imagind she cooked it, put the hot soup into a bowl and carried it to wherever she wants to eat it. What do you do? Letting it sit for an hour until it's cold? Usually you put the food onto a fork/spoon and blow air on it until it's cool enough to swallow. I thought this was the normal way to eat.