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Not everyone's schedule revolves around you, OP. Some of us have to get up early tomorrow. We aren't just going to drop everything just because you're in the mood.
#29: "stop a minute or two before he has to come (when he says its going to be close) then tell him he has hands and point him to the bathroom." ^ ^ Now, that isn't even a suitable "revenge" for the boyfriend not being able to drop what he's doing or not sleep because she's in the mood. That, my friend, is a real bitch move. Just stopping in the middle of sex and telling him to finish himself? For what, revenge because he wasn't able to answer your beck and call? If a girl ever did that to me, instead of going to the bathroom, I would get dressed, walk out and never speak to her again. Then again, I would never just go "Hey, get over here, bitch. I'm horny." Maybe I'm just a little less concerned about myself and more interested in keeping other people happy.
@ #37, 6 months? You don't have to be hoe, but how old are we again? This isn't high school. "True love" isn't waiting anymore. @ #43, you're right; it isn't the same. It sometimes is better.
a man denies sex once, and it's an FML moment? my god what is the world coming to
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So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to ****** at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (**** my fingers). Buy a vibrator. On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)