This is so romantic.

Duh? Who wouldn't! X)

If he was trying to be romantic, this was a kinda weird thing to say..

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? ...The wheelchair

Well you do sound quite delicious..

I still love you.

Wtf kind of conversation is that?

If you're into that kind of thing.

Mmmm, fish and chips. Sounds yummy and kinky if he's the chips...

Very kinky. She wants you inside of her.

hahahahaha i loved the FML action!! comment buried!! haahahah

What?

111 you should have just put an arrow sideways ( < ) pointing at your profile pic:p

Dont push it

You're an idiot.

A previous OP would say that zucchinis do...

Cucumbers have wicked souls

Why you here papaya nobody likes you.

Yes, yes they do. They're the most kinky, sexual produce. Even meat can't keep up with the wild vegetable.

Yes, but pineapples are much hornier than cucumbers.

Well at least she's creative, that is to be treasured.

followingtheyellowbrickroad - I started smiling like an idiot when I read that.

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!

That's what she said

I read this in the spongebob narrater voice.

I actually LOL-ed at this FML.

Like a vegetative state...

-_- Smh.