By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
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flockz 19

"but the cat likes it in the oven..." too cruel?

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bigbadtim 7

If your parents try to feed you chicken over the next few days, it might be good not to eat it.

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MrDbagManSir 3

what do you mean the kitty doesnt like having dynomite in its ass?

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IndependentLemon 3

If your cat DOES go missing, I recommend NOT eating at your local Chinese restaurant.

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IFightBearsDaily 0

the sad thing is, this has actually happened to my family, and a few of my neighbours. O.o

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anencephalic 14

"Gee thanks mom, these new fur slippers are real nice, looks a bit familiar though ..."

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sportsy 7

They could just sell it, your parents are ******* idiots

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jazzybaby179 22

That awkward moment when you realize your dads actually talking about beating your moms pussy tonight

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Buttsexpirate 9

I don't see a problem. Just bury it in the pet cemetery and it'll come back perfectly fine.

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iampetard 0

Ur wrong op they used cat because that was the codeword to kill u

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