By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 01:45 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML
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nonsensical 26

"Oh this is embarrassing, I'm sorry. I was actually checking you out. You're very attractive." THIS WOULD HAVE MADE HIS DAY.

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jet223 20

Why don't you just tell him that he was attractive? Well you were with your parents so I guess that's not such a good idea. I guess your only choice now is to say you zoned out and accidentally stared at him. Or just yell really loud and run out of the restaurant.

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beaglegal 42

Well I guess it wasn't very (h)armless.

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NeatNit 32

Wait, I don't get it. Was he handsome or not?

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NeatNit 32

you guys wouldn't know a good joke if you hit your toe in it like a STUMP.

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Emma1562 35

I hope you told him that you just were looking because you thought he was attractive op

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radiocaf 29

#2 & #14 me too. Perfect opportunity right there if you ask me.

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jet223 20

Why don't you just tell him that he was attractive? Well you were with your parents so I guess that's not such a good idea. I guess your only choice now is to say you zoned out and accidentally stared at him. Or just yell really loud and run out of the restaurant.

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Fiorella1 19

Yeah, it's perfectly normal, I do it all the time. I mean the yelling and running out part.

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nonsensical 26

"Oh this is embarrassing, I'm sorry. I was actually checking you out. You're very attractive." THIS WOULD HAVE MADE HIS DAY.

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Miss_Chevious 37

OP can always call him and tell him... that would still make his day

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cksmith51 14

OP would need his number first to do that

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bapbap_fml 15

Or call the restaurant. A customer was once very rude to me and called my work later to apologize.

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AbtractAngela 17

She was with her family, that was the reason she didn't want to do anything like that in the first place.

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_Reign_ 15

It would take an arm and a leg to recover from that awkward situation.

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johncanact 13

If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

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iPixelCheese 19

It's better you tell him the truth

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disbatch 14

yeah, truth is gimp I was checking you out

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laden_swallow09 34

"What? I was- Nooo… *giggle* I was checking /you/ out, big boy!" Boom. The Flirt-O-Matic 1000 saves you from social faux pas once again! Now, I just need to adjust the master motivator and the timing pins…

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SouthernSmartass 5

That's when you tell him you were looking because he was attractive.

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whitetiger13131 26

A chance to say something smooth like "I was just picturing it wrapped around me"

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