Miscellaneous: Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in...

By Mirroronthewall - 30/08/2009 15:22 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By Talented73 - 25/04/2017 20:00

Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 14:45 - Malaysia

Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By DoseyGit - 24/01/2017 08:00

Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML

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Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:21

at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.

bco12 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:12

what the hell?

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Myspace_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 5:06

Ha hun, just wash your face. One pimple isn't that bad anyways and why risk scarring up your face by popping them?

Ludaman44 0

Monday 31 August 2009 5:24

No more oral sex with toothbrushes.

beautyisahorse 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:01

let me guess, you're blonde.

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:16

Biggest fail in human history

moosiepants 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:21

let me guess beautyisahorse, gay ass name by the way, that you believe in stereotypes? it's the 21st century ass hole. and do you guys really need to me mad at mushrooms for spelling words wrong? just shut the **** up.

ElMundio87 0

Monday 31 August 2009 11:32

Yeah, it's the 21st century, and you feel the need to insult a person by questioning their sexuality. Double standards FTW. Way to be an internet white knight, that'll get you laid for sure.

crazyval619 6

Monday 31 August 2009 7:28

All that for a pimple??? FYL man!

Crunchy08 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:36

sucks dude...fyl

PhinsGirl 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:49

Ooh, FYL.

thesunshotme 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:45

FYL and YDI. Sucks what happened to you, but that was kind of stupid.

LearnToSpell 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:45

Spongebobrocks, AMEN. Mushroom, GET A LIFE! Spongebobrocks is obviously superior in verbal showdowns, Why bother? Also, what are you,3? Learn to spell, unless of course, you are from Retardacua, then no offense. Spongebob, you....are...HILARIOUS.