Intimacy: Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test...

By TMI - 20/04/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me of the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML

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By dudster25 - 10/04/2016 04:20 - United States - Hanford

Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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By PNeil - 13/11/2019 14:00

Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML

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By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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By FirstWeekFail - 04/09/2018 18:30

Today, I was bitching to my mom on the phone about the long, boring paper assignment my Lit professor gave us. Right after saying, "That woman needs to get laid" I heard laughter behind me. I turned around. Hello professor, just on my way to drop the course. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 19:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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mobius8 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:01

Pretty sure that's more of a FHL. And with that information on her, I really don't think you need to be studying.

adelaide_evening 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:01

Are you kidding me? It doesn't matter what chapters you're getting tested on, you have blackmail! Don't even do the test. Instead, write a short answer question summarizing the events of her night and how students hearing about their teachers sex lives is traumatizing and will require extensive therapy.

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TWPs41907 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:05

Haha that's crazy. Don't worry about the test. She better pass you!

jm88 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:08

lol guys, why does it have to be a bad picture. Can't just be a picture of the man?

hudo 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:10

post it or it never happen

ilovemycats 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:12

Today, one of my students e-mailed me asking me what chapters were going to be on the test. I accidentally e-mailed him personal details of a date I went on last night, including the fact that I "got laid...yay!" and included a picture. FML

ohhhhshizzz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:15

Ya'll really aren't all that smart, blackmail=illegal. You'd be screwed either way but that is just an image I'd never want to picture. FYL & YDI.

kscott88 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:19

Wow. I hope it wasn't a sex picture.

were_giraffe 2

Monday 20 April 2009 22:20

.... was it a good picture?

jaybirdka 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:23

Blackmail the bitch...get an A

jagg3d3d93 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:33

How can you blackmail a professor she has a right to have sex! Honestly just because she is an educator means she can't engage in sex, I am pretty sure that isnt how it works.