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By Nissan_David - 18/01/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2018 22:00

Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML

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By leprechaun23 - 23/04/2012 04:21 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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Gun control

By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 20:01

Today, our 9 year-old son managed to shoot himself in the gut with my nail gun. According to my wife, this is completely my fault, because I ONLY kept it in my locked garage, ONLY secured in its box, ONLY completely disconnected from the power, ONLY on the highest shelf near the roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

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By damngotkik - 20/12/2017 19:00

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML

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Monday 18 January 2010 12:11

I'm so sorry, that's extremely painful.

Iwannabetreo 11

Monday 18 January 2010 12:14

Fuuck ... My hand hurts from reading this. D:

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Flutist 3

Tuesday 19 January 2010 10:26

Wow everyone said Jesus. But I wonder if you can't turn this around. Cool scar? Go out with a Catholic chick, tell her you got stigmata from praying and this is the first. Or that you were trying to see how Jesus feels. Instant lay.

misskity6 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 18:16

good job Jesus

Compass 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 18:43

This is a true FML. A permanent scar for life, albeit in a short experience that can be laughed about later.

Melissaluvsyou 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 19:00

Holy Shit D: Ehh. it really does make me think about Jesus. but my goodness ! ouch.

s3klyma 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:42

*Insert 50th comment about Jesus*

rainslick_tycho 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:57

funny, he was able to type out his FML...lol painful, my friend, painful. can't trust those power tools; one burned a hole through my friends' shirt once when it malfunctioned!!

panduuhhh 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:14

Then how are you typing? You fail at failing

paramorefan125 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 8:47

...........dddaaaaaaayyyyyyuuummmmm...........yeah thts all I cn say

Kuroftw 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 11:27

You do realize you could have tetanus if you haven't gotten the vaccine? YDI for not calling 911

Oxide_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 19:44

Are you serious? 911 gets enough calls for real problems. Most people are vaccinated for tetanus and if the wound was bad then they could just go to the emergency room. I've been injured worse than a nail through the hand (cutting halfway through my finger for example) and still haven't used 911. It's meant for life-threatening issues...

VolleyballSMASH 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 12:30

If he is nailed to a board, he can call 911. 911 was called when my friend broke her wrists on a class trip. He should have gotten the doctors to unstick him.