Today, I was on the toilet when my 6 year old daughter came in... - FML

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By "Omar Khalaf" - 12/10/2017 09:09

Today, I was on the toilet when my 6 year old daughter came in and asked why I was using so much toilet paper. I have OCD and have to use 8 pieces to wipe (don't judge me) but I was feeling funny "I have a big bum" and her reply was "yes but I think you should use 100 pieces cus it's so big". FML

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