By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML
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mopar383 0

I'm a country boy and if anyone passes anything we never think twice about it. As a matter a fact we find it as a turn on when ours gals aren't afraid of something natural

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ceceisgay 0

if burping is your biggest problem, i envy you. why didnt you just laugh it off, guys burp too. im sure he woulda understood.

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turtlemansam 6

you should have been like "I'd give that a 7"

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jazzy_123 20

I would have thought that was awesome!

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Disbelief1 0

Did he applaud you? Second

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gearsawar2 0

would have been better if u puked in your mouth

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null_fml 11

Oh heavens, no! Guys hate burping so much! It's such a turn-off it could make Megan Fox seem like Amy Winehouse! Any guy caught in the same building as a burp will invariably lose his lunch! A guy will sooner die from a stomach ulcer than release a burp, and he expects women to do the same! Every time someone burps, God kills a kitten!

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hitotsune26 2

#5 is wrong. I'm a guy and I like when girls burp. No not a fetish, it just shows me how comfortable they are.

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pixigem 15

#5 burping is natural, calm down. I don't think guys will necessarily make a grande deal of it.

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sammy18f 9

I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm. smh.

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24788 6

Yawn... this isn't an fml. It's not attractive, but most men don't really care.

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marycharles 0

this is not an fml. who the hell cares if u burp?

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iltby 3

Oh no, what a terrible life you have.

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catatonicsleep 17

its just a burp, if he doesn't like you just because you burped he's not worth worrying about.

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blocparty 0

Whats the book called you have as a profile picture?

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happypapp12 0

Finally I have reached number one! I have waited days, weeks, months! Finally my time to be at the top of the list is finally here!!! I would like to thank fml and the people at fml for being here for this truly wonderful moment in history! Thankyou all and goodnight.

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