Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. I asked what...

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2017 01:23

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. I asked what she was doing and she said nothing. Respectfully I said okay. 10 minutes go by and I here "Babe, come get in the shower with me. FML

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