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By Once Bitten - 12/08/2017 08:51

Today, I went on an amazing date! The guy was amazing, the activities were wonderful, and I got a phenomenal kiss. However, when he went to show me his pet snake, who is the "most gentle and harmless snake ever", it must've wanted to kiss me too, because I now have a snake bite. FML.

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