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By robincakes94 - 29/11/2011 12:42 - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 07:42 - United States

Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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Got talent?

By sorrygrandma - 01/02/2012 03:34 - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML

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By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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Carbonation 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 15:53

This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.

m0tl3ycru3 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:23

*puts large boulder over hole*

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GODert 8

Thursday 1 December 2011 5:27

You should be sad it's not even Christmas yet So go eat those bananas.

ThatsCoolToo 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:27

Awe. I guess your singing wasn't very a-peel-ing. Ha. Get it? :)

shazza26 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 9:32

With or without the skin on?

R3_DuXx 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 19:57

this made my day :D

japcracker08 3

Friday 2 December 2011 0:42

Look on the bright side, not only do you have an epic story for the rest of your life, you also have an excuse to do to it those darn caroling brats when you are in a nursing home

dhiran_singh 16

Friday 2 December 2011 1:20

Maybe you just have to pratice :)

Rawrrrrx3 4

Friday 2 December 2011 9:17

Aww, I am sorry op. I guess they have no holiday spirit! Damn the scrooges!

lenguyenthanh 2

Friday 2 December 2011 18:31

fyl. they are so impolite.

stephanyruilova 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 9:26

Jajajja!

ThatsCoolToo 0

Friday 23 December 2011 8:37

Thats how I see it...just sayin :P

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