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By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 11:00 - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2019 22:00

Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

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By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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By caramelkarma - 15/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

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doink 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:25

Talk about a party-pooper, eh? Har, har, har....

pcegrl22 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:05

sounds like a rager!

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sarcdude 3

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:59

YDI for having wild parties at your own house.

kemar7856 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:02

sounded like a great party

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:09

Well, I suppose it's better to do this in the piano than on Glass... (atomic bombs start arming themselves) Sorry. I couldn't find a clever way to use Beethoven in this discussion.

shananigans 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:11

That's why you either A- never have parties at your own house, so someone else can worry about damages, or B- don't get wasted at your own house party so you can have at least SOME control over the situation...

fireandice27 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:20

Noooooooooooooooo not the piano! :O

HeeeB21 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:30

who takes ***** in a piano, sorry

dillonc11 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:38

haha that's an awsome idea!

SubjectX 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 18:56

I thought it was a rule of thumb that the host of a party needs to be sober, or at most lightly buzzed, to prevent shit like this. or, y'know let people in who you trust only and secure valuables.

I_hate_it_all 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:09

Typisk norsk fest, ikke sant? : D

DogmaT_fml 4

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:11

Sounds like he found the brown note

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