By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
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crackberrie 0

creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)

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ziqi92 0

Happy Birthday! Gambai!!! (Cheers!!!)

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sleepreader 0

no, KOMPIE!! idk about spelling tho...

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diet_otaku 0

otanjobi omedetou! kanpai! relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9wFClHMYjU

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bexox 0

People of various ages use that wording. My 39-year-old co-worker talks about her stalker.

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WithS 0

perhaps you should give your stalker a chance, since considering what you wrote no one loves you anyways. And Hes Japanese :]

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DameGreyWulf 0

Uhm... well... at least he's sweet? I dunno, I feel gray-area about stalkers lol.... but I certainly wouldn't want one, so FYL... and FHL too, while I'm at it. Gotta be a rough one to get in to stalking, I guess.

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gabfra 0

hi! its gabi! happy bday =] and anti-bday :D

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ichat21 9

umm Happy Belated Bday! tht sux but at least some1 remembered and thinks ur cool enuf 2 b stalked

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Zoridium_JackL 0

FYL for not getting any calls... but more importantly, YDI for not appreciating that special someone who took the time to find your number and the call, sing a song AND offer themselves as a "special birthday present"...

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iluvsidney 0

ummm it's kinda weird how u are aware u have a stalker that u claim urs ???

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babydoll2993 0

soul mates(: <3

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ChelsiiBabee 5

Omg. I was on Omegle and I said it was my birthday and the guy was like "Wanna have webcam sex?" And I was like, "OMFG! I'm friking 14...."

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