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By no more searching - 06/05/2017 02:54

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex for the first time. It wasn't my first time having sex, but it was the first time a condom got lost inside me. FML.
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MrCabbagewank 10

OP here- this FML happened a while ago, but I thought I'd give it time to spare the embarrassment of my boyfriend.

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GhostFox 33

Probably be a good idea to use a plan B pill- if the condom came off inside you, there's semen in there too. Also, time to try a different size of condom because it shouldn't have come off in the first place.

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GhostFox 33

Ah, I assume things worked out okay, then? I hope they did. I am also tempted to ask if it was an issue with the size of the condom, but I don't really expect answer because I think it would be inappropriate to ask.

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GhostFox 33

Probably be a good idea to use a plan B pill- if the condom came off inside you, there's semen in there too. Also, time to try a different size of condom because it shouldn't have come off in the first place.

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MrCabbagewank 10

OP here- this FML happened a while ago, but I thought I'd give it time to spare the embarrassment of my boyfriend.

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MrCabbagewank 10

Luckily there wasn't any problems since then. We were definitely 100x more careful the next time we did anything

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GhostFox 33

Ah, I assume things worked out okay, then? I hope they did. I am also tempted to ask if it was an issue with the size of the condom, but I don't really expect answer because I think it would be inappropriate to ask.

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ImminentDisaster 12

Maybe it came off because he put it on the wrong way.

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ImminentDisaster 12

As in inside out

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