By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
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lexiieeex3 32

Really curious to see what you did to illicit such a response...

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natashamilan 13

I think I may need some motivational advice from this kid.

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whateves997 19

Then take his damn advise!! There's probably a rime and reason for it!!

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HairIsEverything 15

Or maybe instead of a rime there's a lime, or time, or even a mime! But I'm going to go ahead and choose choice E.:Rhyme, final answer.

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Alup132 22

Rime, rhyme, the other words rhymed, double pun. I think this is my favorite comment on here.

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lexiieeex3 32

Really curious to see what you did to illicit such a response...

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Roskosity 22

Really curious to see where he learned that response.

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EarlFug 19

Psst.. not to be a dick but think you mean "elicit". Big difference.

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JustinJK 21

I would cry if I missed the ice cream truck

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ironmany_fml 23

then you should grow a pair and man up too.. lol

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Miss_Whipped 43

Grow a pair of ovaries, #66. That's some tough shit. Man up.

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natashamilan 13

I think I may need some motivational advice from this kid.

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dreamful_artist 14

What does this have to do with being female?

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peacheso 31

I'm not trying to be that person but should adoption really be used as a threat?

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19990231 29

You just became that person

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alexcknott 8

That's when you tell him that you grew his pair

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onlychildFTW 33

I doubt OP would want the balls of an 8 year old. They'd be tiny.

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alexcknott 8

I meant that OP literally made his sons pair with his sperm....

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pjsr 32

If you feel a need to post that, you probably do need to grow a pair and man up

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beararm 11

sounds like he got enuff balls for both of u lol jk but OP take it easy at least u raised him ready

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aruden 25

Tell him his mom thought you were a guy with a pair when you were doing her to conceive him

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misspeach13 15

He's 8, I doubt he needs to being hearing that like, ever

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