Kids: Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told...

By Kimberly - 25/07/2009 09:55 - United States

Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML

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By herpderp - 11/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

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Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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By julia - 11/06/2011 11:12 - United States

Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

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By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

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iBad 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:32

she said bullshit at 9 years old?

666midnight 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:28

haha, can't lie to kids XD

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jewjewbee 6

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:49

Your niece is kind of my hero. Don't worry OP, you're not alone :/

TheRoflMonster 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:51

Pottymouth!

paralyzingsilenc 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:54

lmao fyl for sure

wowfmlife 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:00

its wouldnt be a FML if you actually were waiting...maybe you should just decide to so it doesnt seem so pathetic and teach that kid some manners

kira822_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:03

She's a potty mouth. I bet she can't even get a playdate.

aback 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:03

Just say, "No--are you?"

letitbe56 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:14

You might get some scary answers to that question, unfortunately.

aback 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:54

Too true. But then she can get the lil'bitch a bunch of home pregnancy tests for Christmas. :D

Cupcake10 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:05

Your neice needs an ass whupping for being disrespectful. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to wait. It's an honorable decision. Next time just tell her to mind her own damn business

jduff 1

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:07

YDI no one should be a virgin once you're old enough to drive, give me a call and I'll accomodate you

hiphiphooray 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:13

You seem like a bit of a prick.

kennythedude 3

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:46

Yeah, what the heck.

letitbe56 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:18

This is one of those FML's where it's actually useful to know how old the OP is. 16? 20? 24? Plenty of my friends were still virgins when I was 20 because they understood that losing that dreaded status of virgin wasn't really the point of sex. I'm not 24 yet, and I can only think of a few people I know who are still virgins, and pretty much for the same reason. OP, in my experience, if you just get out there and have a social life, you'll find a guy. It's much, much easier if you relax and be yourself and not worry too much about dating. Dating is awkward and painful if you try to force a relationship out of the first interested guy with a pulse. So make friends and have fun, and eventually you'll click with someone. And, I gotta say, YDI for lying. Just a simple "yes" would have done it.