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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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By Unwanted - 02/08/2012 06:50 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

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By Ex-Employee - 31/07/2016 02:14 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML

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You deserved it 1 016

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 603

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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You deserved it 35 782

By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 519

By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 469

By Worky Workerton - 22/09/2016 17:14 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML

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You deserved it 857

By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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You deserved it 1 352

By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

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You deserved it 2 920

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Friday 10 April 2015 15:08

When you were taking out the trash you forgot a big piece... Your boss

abNormal62 23

Friday 10 April 2015 15:10

Knock knock Who's there! Joe Joe who? Joe - your employee! Sorry Joe the employee doesn't work here anymore

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karcummings 19

Friday 10 April 2015 15:57

I hope you got your stuff! that's rufe

SweetasCandy0609 28

Friday 10 April 2015 16:01

Wow that is beyond rude your boss now your ex boss, sounds like a real winner I'm sorry OP this might be a blessings in disguise though now you can find a good decent job. good luck OP you should do a follow up on this FML so we know what happened.

Evil_Jester 17

Friday 10 April 2015 16:19

Your former boss has no balls.

chefnoel22 11

Friday 10 April 2015 16:20

Were you at least able to go back in to get your stuff?

nickflohr 2

Friday 10 April 2015 16:36

Lol whyd you get fired

Kurby14 21

Friday 10 April 2015 17:39

WTF!? Report his ass! sorry OP, that sucks! :/

Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

Friday 10 April 2015 18:15

so who was really taking out the trash

Stillo 25

Friday 10 April 2015 18:34

Wow, someone doesn't like confrontations......

A_Little_Girl77 12

Friday 10 April 2015 18:40

Wtf. Is your boss hormonal teenage girl? Who does that?

Soleia_Grace 15

Friday 10 April 2015 19:47

did he let you come back and get your stuff like car keys?

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Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML

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Today, I was messing with an AI art generator. As luck would have it, it generated a nasty NSFW image just as my mom happened to walk by, despite my prompt being 100% innocent. It was also just after I got a nice, wholesome result, so I was smiling at the screen. FML

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Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML

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You deserved it 10 468

Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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Today, I fought with my sister. We're both adults, but I cussed her out and called her an idiot or something, and a bitch. I’m trying my best to get therapy for this shit. I have found nothing that helps me quit acting this way. I grew up with it in my parents' behavior. FML

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Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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