Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car....

By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By manymisfortunes - 04/10/2014 05:43 - Canada - Lachine

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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Monday 6 June 2011 23:07

You still should have :3

BWill9014 4

Monday 6 June 2011 23:18

Wow 2, *you're... smart too

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dancingprancer 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:29

guess handjobs are out of the question :/

garrettsgirl 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:47

what a freak. if he just wants to have sex but doesn't care for you he is a douche

jaidonsafira 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:55

I've had my "bone" stuck in a window and God knows what else. I still do it good. OH! Giggity.

Anonymoouse_fml 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:17

you should have! make it feel better!

RfmlM 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:35

slam his Dick in it then ask him if he still wants to do it!!!

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:01

aha the man knows what he wants ;)

SirObvious 1

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:03

You dont need a finger for that.well....

djlolo1129 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:12

did u have sex anyways?

_Oblivion_ 12

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:18

and i thought getting my finger slammed in a locker was bad, i got to greet people with my ****** up middle finger

butterflyz1961 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:22

Now you know that he doesn't care about you at all. Dump him and find someone who does care.

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