By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 07:03 - United States - Tampa

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
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player20270 32

I imagine your daughter won't enjoy the pictures from her birthday party, when she gets the real meaning of the shirt's phrase.

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Paws_Cat 29

I hope it wasn't describing your daughter.

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gintwinsmoore 20

"small penis, huge asshole".

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Starfire950 5

on your dads bday wear a shirt that says "My dad loves small penis"

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PANDORUM89 21

I feel like some of the members on here are a tad dramatic. I don't think your dad is a dick. I think people who order 25 items in the drive through, or honk literally as soon as the light turns green are dicks. Your dad just made a bad judgment call. I'm sorry and I hope you explained why it was not a good choice.

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Atowns40 18

Is it bad that i want that shirt? Lol

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cjfred 13

Not at all, #48, as long as you have the sense not to wear it to a kid's birthday party!

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Ivy_Kun 14

How dafuq does that make sense? It's like the saying is going against itself

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