By MoreActionThanMe - 11/12/2012 00:04 - United States

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
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MisterDoctor 12

Looks like someone went to the closet and.. *puts on sunglasses*.. let the dogs out.

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xy798 8

Your dog came out to you. In the park. In front of other people. Sounds wonderful.

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sleepinginclass 8

Is that supposed to be a pun?

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darkmis1 17

The song from lady and the tramp popped into my head

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skellingtonfart 18

Funny this was posted, today my mum witnessed my aunts three dogs doing the exact same thing!

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alliewillie 22

Exactly 62, it's common. It's not a "3-way", its a show of dominance that MANY animals do. Sometimes, awkwardly enough, all the males try to be the big dog at once...

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dannnngthatsux 19

Except #81, dominance 99.99% of the time doesn't include actual penetration. That just horny.

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MisterDoctor 12

Looks like someone went to the closet and.. *puts on sunglasses*.. let the dogs out.

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sunnyt 5

New definition of 'Doggy style'

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spekledworf 18

I think he likes it ruff

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Omg, 35! Sorry for the stupid response, but you guys must see how clever that was.

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dinorider_fml 4

71- stop being a bitch! And don't worry OP I'm sure it's just puppy love

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Jjgibbs 5

Op- i am hoping that it was a threeway with two other dogs, if it wasn't that is even more disturbing

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kathuzada 6

35 I have no idea what you mean by stupid response

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codyjohn17 5

I was actually quoting Señor Chang from Community.

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dannnngthatsux 19

#88, there is a video at YouTube of a car and dog actually &$@#ing. We're talking tied and all. Didn't have to be all dogs.

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Razi_tail 25

He wanted some tail! It didn't matter what sex it turned out to be. XD

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xy798 8

Your dog came out to you. In the park. In front of other people. Sounds wonderful.

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anitadoody 7

And came on the other two dogs.

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megmeg3399 7

Animals do the darnedest things.

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TheRandomIndian 17

Yeah my parakeets shit all over my room when I let them out

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priceyfml 7

My armadillo digs holes in my flooring

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RvidxrKlvn 8

My raptor eats school children

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gc327072 30

My golden eagle throws goats off of cliffs.

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Zomg_Okay 26

My retriever digs holes with his nose instead of his paws.

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klovemachine 24

My mouse chases my cat :O

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missyj0 12

my belly button has some lint.

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zango1 15

Apparently the dry humping thing dogs do is more to do with dominance than anything sexual.

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DKjazz 20

I'm pretty sure this particular humping wasn't very dry...

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anitadoody 7

Ha, that's what zoologists used to say back when homosexuality was taboo/illegal. "They're not having sex, it's, urm, the domination... thingy."

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Epikouros 31

So it's OK if my Master play-rapes me in public? Because it's a display of dominance, and by your logic that means it can't be sex.

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SammyS2012 21

The thing is 39, they're not having sex. I've seen males and females mount (sometimes the female mounts the male); and usually it's the dog that the territory "belongs" to. Sometimes, it's the intruder trying to claim the territory.

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ICastillo 24

Well shit from now on in public , I'm going to start humping random things to show my dominance.

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gc327072 30

65- I humped a Lamborghini the other day and got it for free. What really wins someone the presidency? Extreme humping skills.

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dannnngthatsux 19

#54, and sometimes it's actually sex. I've actually seen two make dogs take turn penetrating each other. Rare, but it happens.

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Cloudberry 10

All these god awful dog puns and it's been five minutes

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Pleonasm 35

Unfortunately there are more and probably a lot more to come... And all this for some cocker spaniels.

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