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By dinodreads - 04/10/2017 11:23 - Australia

Today, my ex who I'm still deeply in love with came to visit, she's been travelling the country in a van. She also wanted to talk about how she's exploring polygamy and was proposed to by a guy nearly twice her age. She said 'yes' despite not believing in marriage. Heart broken all over again

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