Love: Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While...

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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collegegrrl 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:10

all time low. what a scumbag.

ohmygolly 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:29

#11 I realized this too. Fiance is the masculine form of the word, while Fiancee is the feminine form. So if OP was correct in their spelling then the "scumbag pussy douchebag" in this story is actually a woman.

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letschat6 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:38

what the ****!?!

mattypants123 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:35

what a looser

fmylyre 0

Monday 2 August 2010 7:20

YDI for having a myspace.

vhectic 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 15:10

you totally deserved it, for using myspace

wtfcammelcheese 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 20:09

weak....

FMLsohardithurts 0

Monday 27 September 2010 8:45

I swear to god YDI FOR HAVING MY SPACE!!

darkaqua3498 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 11:06

I'm sorry to hear that but that kind of guys rn't for u girl or any girls. I mean come on man up idiot. he's n ass I'm sorry for bad mouthing here

nakidna 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:41

wow... what a bitch

Peaches1616 6

Thursday 21 October 2010 5:31

Seriously, o wow. Couldn't even do it to your face. What a bitch!

Peaches1616 6

Thursday 21 October 2010 5:34

Why is every other comment saying "he's a jerk"? A man wrote this, obviously the girl is the Jerk.

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