Work: Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work....

By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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By jcrb - 03/09/2021 10:59

Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML

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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 12:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I told the coworker who sits next to me that I don't smoke weed anymore, after she brought a spliff to work. I then got called into the directors' boardroom to receive a warning for smelling like marijuana at work. I was only allowed one more warning before they were due to fire me. FML

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By LowerCrust - 30/01/2012 02:36 - United States

Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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You laugh, you lose

By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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missmadii 0

Friday 18 February 2011 19:07

What a nice friend you have. FYL

Kitten16 0

Friday 18 February 2011 19:18

Get her fired aswell

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meeba 2

Friday 18 February 2011 19:37

i hope you didnt like your job...

Vienna 0

Friday 18 February 2011 19:38

I had a "friend" do almost the same thing to me, the only difference was that it involved acid and sweet tarts. FOL

hxcsimba 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:52

now thats horrable

6tori6 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:55

that's thizz haha:)

Slightlybent 3

Friday 18 February 2011 19:39

fag

newfiegirl 8

Friday 18 February 2011 19:42

awe, you have such a great friend ! I want her :)

tmmundy 17

Friday 18 February 2011 20:19

what are u planning on doing with her? smoking her? or backing her in a batch of brownies?

newfiegirl 8

Friday 18 February 2011 20:50

I was thinking she could make me brownies, but smoking her could work too !

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Friday 18 February 2011 19:42

KICK HER ASS, OP! YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!!

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 18 February 2011 19:44

I'd rather have a job than be high for a few hours. FYL.

birds_fml 7

Friday 18 February 2011 19:45

Press charges OP. That's illegal, and she's obviously a very bad friend.

Zebidee 8

Friday 18 February 2011 21:50

Depending on how vindictive you feel, I'd agree with this. Drugging someone is an insanely big deal. It'd probably ruin your friend's life though, so you'd really have to think hard about it.

TheRealLori 0

Friday 18 February 2011 20:00

That's no friend. She drugged you, with illegal drugs, no less. Press charges.

prettypinkpixie 9

Friday 18 February 2011 20:05

'Friend'? That term seems to be incorrect here... You should return the favor with a batch of brownies full of laxatives. And as far as being fired from your job. You were drugged. You had no idea what was in the brownies when you ate them. Did you explain this to your boss? You were in no way at fault for what happened.

tmmundy 17

Friday 18 February 2011 20:21

I agree, payback.

fmlwinnn 0

Friday 18 February 2011 22:15

I'm assuming that the OP was also high while fired, and, as I'm not an expert on weed nor do I smoke it, she mustve been really stoned and didn't really think to tell the boss.

GreeneyedWonder 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 4:25

27 - do you honestly think the OP's boss will believe their side of the story? Unless she/he had the friend confess - which will get the friend in a great deal of trouble. Personally, I'd find it hard to believe, "my friend purposely drugged me," without proof.